Why can't I just for once like what everyone else likes?

Just once? Pretty please?

Draco/Harry?
Snape/anyone?
Balthier/Fran?
Alucard/Integra?
Yess?

...

Instead I wrote a Rip van Winkle/her musket drabble. WTF is wrong with me?!

English because I felt like it. Also, I need a drawing tablet.